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Yuri: "Kumi, allow her to say goodbye. What will a another minute hurt?"

Kumi: "You aren't the one that'll be driving through Boston during rush hour."

Wren: "I offered to drive! In fact, I begged! Every time I get into a car with you, I feel like I need to get my affairs in order and make peace with my Maker."

Kumi: "Don't be such a weenie, Wren. I've never even had an accident."

Wren: *mutters* "Yeah, but you've been the cause of legions."

Kumi (primly): "Vicious lies."

Wren: *out the side of her mouth* "Hey, Dan, I need you to give Dane my info, alright?"

Danny: *sharp look from Wren to Dane* "Uh, okay...but what about Fletch?"

Dane: "Okay, I give. Who's Fletch?"

Wren (firmly): "Just a friend."

Danny: *doubtful look* "I thought you two were--"

Wren: "Just. Friends."

Kumi (irritably): "What are you three whispering about?"

Danny: *drawls* "If this PMS from hell you're going through will be over by Monday. If not, we're petitioning Boston to keep you indefinitely. Or I guess you could try some of those lady pills. Got any of those on you, snark-a-pus?"

--Room hushes in silent horror, Kumi growls softly--

Wren: *eyes Kumi with unbridled anticipation* "Yee-haw. Strap in, boys. It's about to go wild, wild west up in 'dis mug."

Dane: *edges away from Danny* "Getting thrashed by supermodel Kumi Callaghan is not a story I want to tell the grandkids, mate. You're on your own here. Great Dane's out."

Kumi: *battle cry, lunges at Danny*

Yuri: *yanks Kumi back with surprising strength* "No! We are not descending into barbarism, Mi-Mi! I will not allow it! We are leaving directly! *begins dragging her out of the room* Honestly, we are going wedding gown shopping! Show some decorum, dammit!"



Fashion Credits

**Any doll enhancements (i.e. freckles, piercings, eye color changes) were done by me unless otherwise stated.**

Wren
Skirt: Clear lan
Tank: Fashion Royalty - NuFace - London by Night Ayumi
Napoleon Jacket: trico*
Socks: Mimiwoo.com
Boots: Fashion Royalty - NuFantasy - Wild Wolf Kumi
Necklaces: Me

Doll is an Element of Surprise Lilith

Dane
Pants: Mattel - Harley Davidson Barbie/Ken Gift Set
Wife beater: Mattel - Playine Ken Underwear Pack
Button-up Shirt: Play-a-long - Camp Rock Shane
Boots: Volks - WTG - Selfish
Hat: Fashion Royalty - Homme/NuFace - In the Mix Takeo
Ring: Fashion Royalty - 2010 Convention - Night Vision Count Adrian
Cuff: Knife's Edge Designs (me)

Doll is a Night Vision Count Adrian

Yuri
Skirt: Jakks Pacific - Hannah Montana - Lilly is Lola Doll
Chanel shirt: MegannArt (etsy.com)
Hat: Jennifer Sue
Shoes: Mattel - Barbie Basics Accessory Pack - Collection 1.5, Look 002
Belt & Bracelet: Me

Doll is a Nu.Fantasy Red Riding Hood Yuri transplanted to a NuFace body.

Kumi
Dress: yukostevens (etsy.com)
Belt: Fashion Royalty - NuFace - Elements of Surprise Lilith
Shoes: Mattel - Barbie Basics Accessory Pack - Collection 2, Look 001 (added the studs)
Necklace & Bracelet: Me

Doll is a Nu.Fantasy Wild Wolf Kumi transplanted to a NuFace body.

Candy
Jeans: Mattel - Best Model's South Beach - Removed front pockets
T-shirt: ababietoy (etsy.com)
Belt: Cangaway (etsy.com)
Sneakers: Mattel - Hard Rock Barbie
Earrings: Integrity Toys - Beatnik Blues Poppy
Bracelets: Me

Doll is Making a Scene Erin transplanted to a Misaki body.

Danny
Jeans: Mattel - James Dean - distressed by me
Henley: Fashion Royalty - Homme/NuFace - Raw Appeal Lukas
Boots: Fashion Royalty - Homme/NuFace - Rock Ringmaster Lukas
Belt: Miema (etsy.com)
Bind Me Necklace: Knife's Edge Designs (me)

Doll is a Style Strategy Lukas

Lark (dryly): "Now that we've heard from the critics o' couture, how do you like it, Candy?"

Candy: *looks at Emma quizzically*

Emma: *shakes head* "The lace is pretty, boot I donna care for it overall. Too poofy."

Candy: *nods* "That's kinda what I thought, too. Plus, the wind on the beach might blow it over my head during the ceremony. Brides Gone Wild isn't quite the look I'm going for..." *heads back into the dressing room*

Emma: *lingers for a minute* "So who's the Southern fried bastard we're goin' tae beat down?"

Yuri: *eyes widen* "Please do not tell me you mean Fletcher! I cannot imagine him doing anything to warrant such an unusual display of rage from you."

Lark: "No, Fletch isn't the problem. It's his father. We've got a snake in our midst, ladies, and now my question is...what're we gonna do about it?"

Part 2 continues next Tuesday...

Fashion Credits

**Any doll enhancements (i.e. freckles, piercings, eye color changes) were done by me unless otherwise stated.**

Lark
Slacks: SL Doll
Blouse: Spin Master - Liv Doll Fashion
Belt: Mattel - Barbie Basics Accessory Pack - Collection 1, Look 003
Hat: Fashion Royalty - NuFace - Style Mantra Eden
Shoes: Fashion Royalty - NuFace - Great Pretender Lilith
OOAK Cameo Bracelet: Me

Doll is Great Pretender Lilith

Emma
Skirt: Re-ment - Girly Style - #5
Lace Bra: IWillFlydestash (etsy.com)
Knit Camisole: JiaJiaDoll (etsy.com)
Boots: Jennifer Sue
Barrette: Mattel - Barbie Collectible - Juicy Couture Gift Set (#1)
Bracelet Set - Working prototype - Knife's Edge Designs (me)

Doll is Style Mantra Eden

Yuri
Skirt: Jakks Pacific - Hannah Montana - Lilly is Lola Doll
Chanel shirt: MegannArt (etsy.com)
Hat: Jennifer Sue
Shoes: Mattel - Barbie Basics Accessory Pack - Collection 1.5, Look 002
Belt & Bracelet: Me

Doll is a Nu.Fantasy Red Riding Hood Yuri transplanted to a NuFace body.

Candy
Jeans: Mattel - Best Model's South Beach - Removed front pockets
T-shirt: ababietoy (etsy.com)
Plaid Shirt: Moxie Boyz Owen
Belt: Cangaway (etsy.com)
Sneakers: Mattel - Hard Rock Barbie
Earrings: Integrity Toys - Beatnik Blues Poppy
Bracelets: Me

Doll is Making a Scene Erin transplanted to a Misaki body.

Kumi
Dress: yukostevens (etsy.com)
Belt: Fashion Royalty - NuFace - Elements of Surprise Lilith
Shoes: Mattel - Barbie Basics Accessory Pack - Collection 2, Look 001 (added the studs)
Necklace & Bracelet: Me

Doll is a Nu.Fantasy Wild Wolf Kumi transplanted to a NuFace body.